Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Best Gay/Dix Racing Headlines

Walter Dix won the 200 meters in the Prefontaine Classic. Finishing behind him was Tyson Gay, leading to some of the greatest headlines ever. When two of the top runners in the world are named Dix and Gay, clearly they are running from their own last names.

"Dix edges out Gay"
-New Zealand Herald

"Dix shows Gay his heels"
-South African Times

"Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters"

"Tired Gay falls short in 200m"

"Tyson Gay Chased Down And Beaten By Walter Dix In 200m"
-World-Track and Field

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