Video games

I want to make a video game that gives rewards I actually need. “You’ve rescued the princess! Instead of a magical elixir, we’ve paid off two months of your mortgage and got you a new grill pan.”

Boarding

A woman sitting in first class left her bag behind as she boarded my flight from Sydney to LA. When told she couldn't, she asked if "the help was on strike". Holy hell. Imagine being too rich to fly first class.

Just now

I’ve been named “Steve” for way too long to have only just realized my name spells “St. Eve”

Parking

I just parked at a meter that already had some time left on it: Two hours and 45 minutes. And now I’m obsessed with figuring out how any person’s plans could have changed that much.

Dick pic

If you think sending an unsolicited dick pic is your best move, it shows you don’t believe your personality is attractive enough to get attention. And if you send it, it proves you were right.

Full Artist: Gabey Lucas

Every week, The Martin Foundation picks one awesome up-and-coming comedian to promote (and feed!). This week's Full Artist is Gabey Lucas. Check Gabey out January 16 at Jokes Please in Vancouver, BC or right here at https://youtu.be/4xsGeAEak_s