Saturday, July 24, 2010

Marcia Cross is Afraid of Vegetables

There's a Mott's Commercial where Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross is hiding under a picnic table while she tells people to hide vegetables in their juice. Seriously. That's what happens. Take a look.

For those of you who don't have the patience to wade through the whole 30 seconds of madness, here are some highlights.

Run Marcia! There's a giant eye-less face attacking the village! I bet it's after all the apples and carrots you're harvesting.
It's getting closer! Why are you smiling!
Maybe you can pop it with some of these carrots!
Where'd the carrots go? And why does Billy suddenly look uncomfortable?
The face will never find me under here! Wait, are those carrots and a tomato sitting on a picnic bench? Yum!
Ah hah! The face can't turn corners. I will be safe behind this wall. Let me just take a look and see if it's over. Oh god! It's still there. The blood! There's so much blood!
So kids, drink your vegetables, or you will be mauled by a giant eye-less face. The Desperate Housewives lady says so.


  1. I read that fruits and veggies lose their nutritional value just an hour or so after juicing them.

    So basically you're just giving your kids sugar water.

  2. Why the sudden trend in lying to our kids about vegetables in their food?

    That's kind of fucked up all around. One day they're going to a) find out and never trust you again, or b) go the rest of their lives thinking carrots taste like blueberries.


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