I got to be on a podcast called "Famous Dead People" where I was Franklin Pierce, an alcoholic racist who was also our 14th president. Brett Druck played Luke Perry, and Jarret Berenstein hosted. It's a hilarious hour of fun. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ep-151-luke-perry-president-franklin-pierce/id1197047680?i=1000457347367

Age

Sometimes when people say they are middle-aged, I wonder how freaking long they think people live.

Blog

The thing about being on a podcast with @BrittanyFurlan is you get to be included in the dumbest clickbait articles. Look at this "journalist" who purposefully misrepresented Brittany. Hate to give clicks, but it's too stupid. https://metalheadzone.com/tommy-lees-wife-names-the-person-she-forced-into-phone-sex-and-its-not-tommy/

Belfast

The two biggest pieces of tourism in Belfast are the Titanic and Game of Thrones. So they celebrate a horrible shipwreck that sank one of the most grand and talked about voyages in human history. And the Titanic.

Flight

The guy behind me told the flight attendant “My mother is 89, it’s probably her last trip to Europe.” His mother responded “I’m not dead yet, asshole”. Oh, I like her. I like her a lot.

Flight

The guy behind me told the flight attendant “My mother is 89, it’s probably her last trip to Europe.” His mother responded “I’m not dead yet, asshole”. Oh, I like her. I like her a lot.

My lyft driver

My lyft driver suffers from a rare condition where his foot weighs 700 pounds. Good thing we are in stop-and-go traffic for an hour. It’s so fun to feel like someone is cutting us off every 30 seconds. He has free water bottles, but no airsick bags.

Shows

Please, please, please, stop mentioning Walter to me at shows. I know many of you hurt too, but thinking of him just keeps the pain fresh. If you want to say something, just say "Lets go Mets". I will know what you mean, and it will make me smile instead of making me sad.

Rita

Rita Earl Blackwell, who photographed Walter when I first got him, posted a wonderful tribute with her favorite shots of him. If anyone wants to go see when the potato was a little younger: https://www.instagram.com/p/B4S6nzhgDQU/?igshid=zrmpyy8vwp47