Wednesday, April 22, 2020
Wednesday, April 15, 2020
Tuesday, April 7, 2020
Names
When I have to spell "Hofstetter" over the phone, it usually takes a few tries. Today was a first - I had to spell "Steve" 4 times before the guy got it.
Saturday, April 4, 2020
Caulk
There was a crack in the seal below my toilet, so water started leaking. I caulked it and it worked, and I am both disproportionately proud and also have a huge desire to go around my house and seal stuff.
Wednesday, April 1, 2020
Friday, March 27, 2020
One day
I see so many people on social media writing about how bored they are. Some of these same people used to talk about how one day they’d write a novel or clean the garage or learn Spanish. Well, it’s one day, mother fucker. Ante up.
Thursday, March 26, 2020
Census
Maybe this is not the best time to be sending out census forms to bored couples stuck at home. "How many people in my household? You mean currently or in 9 months?"
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